1. A bicycle
can't stand alone because it is
two-tired.
2.
What's the definition of a will?
(It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies
like a banana.
4. A
backward poet writes inverse.
5. In
democracy it's your vote that
counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
7. A
chicken crossing the road is
poultry in motion.
8. If
you don't pay your exorcist you
get repossessed.
9. With
her marriage she got a new name
and a dress.
10.
Show me a piano falling down a
mineshaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11.
When a clock is hungry it goes
back four seconds.
12. The
man who fell into an upholstery
machine is fully recovered.
13. A
grenade thrown into a kitchen in
France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
14. You
feel stuck with your debt if you
can't budge it.
15.
Local Area Network in Australia:
the LAN down under.
16. He
often broke into song because he
couldn't find the key.
17.
Every calendar's days are
numbered.
18. A
lot of money is tainted. 'Taint
yours and 'taint mine.
19. A
boiled egg in the morning is hard
to beat.
20. He
had a photographic memory which
was never developed.
21. A
plateau is a high form of
flattery.
22. The
short fortuneteller who escaped
from prison was a small medium at
large.
23.
Those who get too big for their
britches will be exposed in the
end.
24.
When you've seen one shopping
center you've seen a mall.
25.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge
are in Seine.
26.
When an actress saw her first
strands of gray hair she thought
she'd dye.
27.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a
knead to know basis.
28.
Santa's helpers are subordinate
clauses.
29.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30.
Marathon runners with bad
footwear suffer the agony of
defeat.
Hope these help
brighten your day---Quien Sabe
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