If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.

 

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,

he blames the bartender.

 

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.

  And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,

the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

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