All I
Need
To Know About Life
I
Learned From A Cow
 Wake
up in a happy mooo-d.
Don't
cry over spilled milk.
When
chewing your cud,
remember. . .
There is no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol
and no taste!
 The grass is
greener
on the other side of the
fence.
Turn
the udder cheek
and
mooo-ve on.
Seize
every opportunity and
milk it for all it's
worth!
 It's
better to be seen and not
herd.
Honor
thy fodder and thy mother
and all
your udder relatives.
Never
take any bull from
anybody.
 Always
let them know who's
bossy!
Stepping
on cow pies brings good
luck.
Black
and white is always
an
appropriate fashion
statement.
Don't
forget to cow-nt your
blessings every day.
GEMS
MAY BE PRECIOUS,
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS
PRICELESS!  4 you
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